“Look, Starsky, I think it’s about time you made a
choice between this piece of junk and me.”
“Don’t make me choose.”
(Death in a Different Place)
What Yost in Homicide did
(The Heroes)
- bought a house
- sat on it
- turned it over
- made a bundle
Randolph the Magnificent’s technical needs
(Cover Girl)
- fan
- lights
- music
- polarity
Huggy’s magic tricks that fail
(Murder at Sea)
- the One Thousand Swords Trick
- the hollow tube
- the card trick
- the Mystifying Rings
- the strait jacket escape
Dobey is impressed that Starsky and Hutch have cracked a case
(Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- that’s big enough
- strong enough
- rich enough
- and rotten enough to shake up Uncle Sam himself
Karen describes Starsky and Hutch to Thomas May
(Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- in their early ’30s
- one with light hair
- one with dark hair
Starsky asks Nick “where’d ya get?”
(Starsky’s Brother)
- the stuff
- the pants
- the shoes
- the shirt
Louie the referee tells Angel and Hammerlock
(The Golden Angel)
- give folks a good show
- stay away from the ropes
- go back to your corners
- wait for the bell
Threats against the Angel
(The Golden Angel)
- shot in the arm
- a dummy in his locker with a bullet hole in its forehead
- a fake bomb and talking skull in his locker
- a threatening phone call
- shot at through the gym window
- shot at during the match
Starsky’s rented tuxedo suffers these indignities
(Photo Finish)
- gets a rip in the back from the rental tag removal
- Starsky drops a chili dog in his lap
- Starsky accidentally slams the sleeve in the Torino door
- Hutch spills champagne all over it
Game rules
(The Game)
- Hutch has to check in every two hours with someone.
- The person Hutch checks in with has to be a different person each time.
- Hutch will sleep somewhere they both know.
- The game starts at 8:00 Saturday morning.
- The game ends at 8:00 Monday morning.
- The winner gets the other person’s two-week salary amount.
Troy Braddock tells Nicole her husband married her for
(Photo Finish)
- her youth
- her beauty
- not her fidelity
Nick “is proud” of himself
(Starsky’s Brother)
- he’s his own man
- he’s a self-made man
- he doesn’t punch a clock
- he’s his own boss
- he gives good deals
- he guarantees his merchandise
- he makes it possible for poor people to “avoid retail”
- he personally knows thugs and thugs know him
Hutch makes three self-titled points in his “conference” with Starsky
(The Trap)
- point one: the bad guys are supposed to run away from the good guys
- point two: he and Starsky are severely out-gunned
- point three: they have a “little female stowaway”
Starsky and Hutch speculate the goons who wrecked Huggy’s dip and sip weren’t pros
(The Trap)
- they were sloppy
- pros would have been cleaner
- they would have busted your mirror
- busted the private stock
- busted the jukebox
- a pro wouldn’t have harmed Huggy or would have busted him up more
Hutch tells Starsky and Dobey Professor Gage is
(Class in Crime)
- slick
- cool
- probably very dangerous
Same old
(Deckwatch)
- same old game
- same old Hutch
- same old Laura
Cigarettes, according to Chicky, Hutch, and Chicky’s brother
(Deckwatch)
- Hutch says the cigarette found is French
- Chicky says the cigarette found is English
- Chicky notes they smell like stale Colombians, just like his brother smokes
Cabs by number
(Quadromania)
- #9, Starsky’s cab
- #6, calls in for more money
- #24, free at the airport, waiting for the convention of dental hygienists
What Paco says is in Elena’s “little package of souvenirs”
(The Velvet Jungle)
- motel keys
- post card
- pictures
Dobey sets Starsky straight
(A Body Worth Guarding)
- You’re the detective.
- I’m the captain.
- This is Homicide.
The truck driver who was hit by Callendar complains
(The Plague)
- half a day late
- a load short
- you the guy they’ve been making me wait for (said to Starsky)
Smells in the locker room
(The Heavyweight)
- stale sweat and body odor, Hutch comments Spenser didn’t take a shower
- fear, Hutch smells it
- frustration, Starsky smells it
Clayburn says it’s the efforts of guys like
Starsky and Hutch that make it possible to
(Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- make a reputation for himself
- grab a headline
- make himself feel important
Hutch rails at Cheryl about the uselessness of
(A Coffin for Starsky)
- all your books
- junk
- toys
- stuff
Hutch’s astrological biorhythm calendar measures the state of
(The Avenger)
- mental
- physical
- emotional
Dobey’s first three responses to seeing Mike Ferguson’s black book
(Iron Mike)
- So what?
- Maybe that’s the best Ferguson could do?
- Well, don’t you ease up on Huggy Bear for information.
What the truck driver said to Callendar
after the accident, at gunpoint
(The Plague)
- you got it
- run
- do what you want
- leave me alone
Starsky barks at the truck driver who was hit by Callendar’s car
(The Plague)
- clean
- clear
- and now
People who are surprised to see Starsky and Hutch
(Pilot)
- Coley
- that hooker on 3rd
- Creepy Charlie
- the other one
- Fat Rolly
What Starsky appropriates for ransom run
(The Psychic)
- elephant gun
- duffel bag of money
- motorbike
People used to fool Terry Nash
(The Set-Up)
- Thistleman
- security guard
- bank teller
- Dr. George
Freddie Lyle’s words for “private detective”
(Murder Ward)
- peeper
- shamus
- gumshoe
- private eye
People the Baron impersonated
(Dandruff)
- bartender
- doctor
- elevator operator
- police officer
Wally Stone’s disguises
(Murder on Stage 17)
- water delivery guy
- fat guy on bike
- policeman (the Pat O’Brien type)
- nun
Darcy’s thieves are disguised as
(Iron Mike)
- repairman on ladder
- guy in suit carrying paper files
- customer in aisle 7, wearing yellow shirt, is shot in wine department
- “lady” in blue coat and hat, shot in shoulder but keeps on ticking
- guy with blue shirt, was looking at clothes earlier
Three things civilian Starsky and Hutch reach for but aren’t there
(Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- badges
- guns
- “the red light”
Places Starsky and Hutch have checked for Callendar
(The Plague)
- morgue
- hospitals
- clinics
- jails
Why someone’s lawyer leans on him or
her to plead guilty to a lesser offense
(Strange Justice)
- time constraints
- problem of expense
- risk of a trial
Services and products London Guns provides, where Terry Nash buys his rifle
(The Set-Up)
- sporting apparel
- manufacturers
- importers
- used guns bought and sold
- gun makers
- sporting guns
- rifles
- cartridges
- engravers
What Joey encounters in his Mekong Delta two-month experience
(Starsky vs. Hutch)
- malaria
- fungus
- Cong ladies with dyed blond hair
Officer Hardy tells Hutch the piece of rubber could be from
(Starsky vs. Hutch)
- grocery cart
- baby carriage
- crutches
- cane tip
What “made John sneak,” as per Whitelaw
(Death in a Different Place)
- you guys (Starsky and Hutch)
- society
- the whole attitude
Things Starsky tells Rosey Malone he does for a job
(I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- dentist
- plastic surgeon
- masseur
- research analyst for the Book of Records
What the ladies say to Charlotte when she takes Mr. Thorne away
(Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- arrivederci
- night-night
- salut
- ciao
What Hutch asks R.J. Crow about cultists
(Bloodbath)
- How many of them were there?
- When was the last time you saw them?
- What were they driving?
- Give me anything.
Words for bowling strikes
(Gillian)
- bingo
- big ten
- infield fly
Words at the bowling alley that are questioned
(Gillian)
- pins
- red
- bingo
- infield fly
Elements of Marcus’ game, according to Hutch
(Bloodbath)
- the blood
- Starsky’s ID
- killing that rancher
Rope-a-dope exercise at Basil’s; Starsky and Hutch use
toys to make “Greta Wren”/Dora Pruitt use up her bullets by shooting
(Photo Finish)
- clapping monkey
- giraffe in a box
- remote control police car
- musical balloon thing
- remote control fire truck
- harp player
