“I got to go to the bathroom.”
(The Golden Angel)
Starsky’s Need for the John Causes Strife and Stress
- Starsky’s predictability in his bathroom habit before court makes it easier for Simon to have him kidnapped. (Bloodbath)
- Starsky goes to the john while Hutch is taken down for EKG; Starsky unknowingly pours his heart out to an empty bed. (Partners)
- Joey thinks he has been made, and Starsky then gets shot after he comes back from the john. (Shootout)
- Starsky stops by to use Hutch’s and finds out Lisa is with Hutch at his apartment. (Foxy Lady)
- Starsky tells Hutch he is going to “float away,” complains about having to piss. Hutch won’t stop at a service station. (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Starsky tells Hutch twice in the ring,” I got to go to the bathroom” in an attempt to get out of fighting Hammerlock. (The Golden Angel)
Hutch Mentions That He is Hardly Ever Home
- He tells Molly is his hardly ever home as his reason he can’t foster her. (Little Girl Lost)
- He tell Larry as the reason he can’t have a cat. (Silence)
Starsky Mentions Having Kids
- He tells Hutch he and Helen used to talk about having kids someday and asks Hutch if he is surprised. (Lady Blue)
- Starsky tells Rosey Malone he wanted a “kid or two” a 1,000 years ago. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- He tells Hutch if Terry Roberts were having their baby, he would want to be there. (Starsky’s Lady)
Weekendus and Time-Offness Interruptus
- Hutch complains about working all night and says he feels “like a night watchman.” (Silence)
- Dobey calls “all the off-duties in,” which interrupts Starsky and Hutch’s time off to help Colby. (The Deadly Imposter)
- Starsky and Hutch bail on their three-day weekend to finish up the Mayer case. (The Crying Child)
- Starsky and Hutch called in on their time off. (The Vampire, The Deadly Imposter, The Heavyweight, Vendetta)
- Starsky complains about criminals committing crimes at night. (Running)
- Starsky complains about having to work on a Sunday. (The Committee)
- Starsky complains about having to work on Sundays, citing dubious crime statistics. (Blindfold)
- Starsky complains about working on Saturday, and that he is missing the Celtics Warrior game. (Jojo)
- Starsky complains about working on Sunday and agrees he could be lounging poolside with a blonde lovely. (Savage Sunday)
- Todesco calls Starsky and Hutch in on a case, off of their three-day weekend. (The Collector, Class in Crime)
