“I hope you have crop failure.”
(The Action)
Hutch mutters under his breath as Starsky
makes the move on Julie McDermott
(The Action)
- “like on the slopes of Aspen”
- “got frostbite in your mouth”
- “I hope you have crop failure”
- “Jive Chump”
Police Chatter on Radio
(Discomania)
- “10-70 investigation”
- “Central Three”
- “1000 Chestnut”
- “918x”
- “Northern Thirty to headquarters”
- “Uh, negative.”
- “Frisby, home break-in”
- “Mission Five, headquarters”
- “Mission Five, send the wagon”
Police Chatter on Radio
(Dandruff)
- “Mission One”
- “Mission One, stand by there”
- “Mission One, 10-4”
- “Attention all units”
- “Alarm at 1940 Carlson”
Over the Hospital PA
(The Plague)
- “Nurse Webster report to Dr. Badham in surgery”
- “Nurse Hall, call your station”
- “Dr. Smith, call your office”
- “Dr. Redfield, report to Dr. Martin in Administration” x4
- “Nurse Bartlett, call Physical Therapy on 214” x2
- Cooper
Over the Airport PA
(Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- “Flight 116, now boarding at Gate 4”
- “All passengers for flight #419 to Chicago…”
- “…may now board at Gate #43.”
Over the Hospital PA
(Blindfold)
- “Dr. Donahue, call 276”
- “Dr. Gary, emergency call line six, Dr. Gary”
- “Officer Hutchinson, telephone call at Nurse’s Station Five, Officer Ken Hutchinson”
Over the Hospital PA
(The Game)
- “Dr. Donahue, call 276”
- “Dr. Gary, emergency call line six, Dr. Gary”
Over the Hospital PA
(Partners)
- “Dr. Hyatt, Dr. Hyatt, report to Admitting”
- “Nurse Phillips, report to the Maternity Ward”
- “Dr. Bear, Dr. Bear, please call your service”
Over the Hospital PA
(Black and Blue)
- “Dr. Richfield, call your office”
- “Dr. Redfield, report to Dr. Garr in Administration”
Announcer Says at Monty’s Bookie Joint
(Savage Sunday)
- “and heading in for the stretch…”
- “no photo finish for you here”
- “that’s it, folks”
- “…for the sixth race in just 20 minutes”
Announcer Says Regarding the Bulls-Stags Game on the Radio
(Shootout)
- “Thompson to setbacks”
- “handoff to Reader”
- “big hole across the 30”
- “out-of-bounds in the 32nd”
- “And there’s the gun ending the first half with the score”
- “Bulls 24, Stags 17”
Heard in the Background in Neighborhood
(Deckwatch)
- barking dogs
- children playing
- birds chirping
- helicopter in the air
- clock ticking
Heard in the Background of The Rookies, “Blue Christmas”
(Class in Crime)
- “I’ll check it out.”
- “Could you tell me what happened, Ma’am?”
- “Lockhart. Mrs. Tony Lockhart.”
- “Mrs. Lockhart, what happened here?”
- “Well, I was baking some gingerbread men for my tree and I heard a noise. And there was a man standing on my fire escape, so I screamed. And he ran, and I called you.”
- “Could you give me a description of him?”
- “I’m afraid I couldn’t. It all happened so suddenly.”
- … “You did say he was mad at you.”
- “No, he always calls me on Christmas Eve, you know what I mean.”
In Walter Healey’s Mind as He is Voodoo-ized
(Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- eerie flute music
- squawking birds
- “You will obey!”
- jewelry jingling
- “You belong to me!”
- laughing
On the Radio at the Huntley House
(Birds of a Feather)
- “…fire in Lone Pine last night claimed the lives of Donna Pilfrey, 3”
- “and her 86-year-old grandfather Edmund Pilfrey.”
- “It is believed that the elder Pilfrie dozed off with a cigarette”
- “while babysitting for the child’s parents…”
- “The burial will be at the family plot in two weeks.”
Dialogue Heard on “The Disenchanted”
(Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- “The previous segment of “The Disenchanted” had Phil and Mary leaving for Montego Bay on what they hoped to be a rescue mission for their splintered marriage.”
- “Sean, meanwhile, remains in…desperately attempting…”
- “Rebecca, over their divorce as she is carrying the child of…”
- “But I kind of like my wife to greet me at the door when I come home.”
- “Oh, I could have arranged for a stay, but I couldn’t get a permit in time.”
- “You know, had a tough day at the office.”
- “You were a good cook once, when you wanted to be.”
- “Oh Roy, all I did was pull it out of the frozen food section, pay the man $3.29, and throw it in the microwave. My cooking stinks and you know it.”
- “Honey, I’m home. Marcy, where are you?”
- “Well, they’re not mine.”
- “It’s too late for that, Marcy, years too late.”
- “Roy, where are you going?”
- “Any place, Marcy, any place, but here.”
Dialogue from Television Show Heard at Elaine’s Apartment
(Jojo)
- “What did the doctor say?”
- “Well, it boils down to a nutshell, Miriam.”
- “continue to keep him under observation, look for signs of progress”
- “that doesn’t sound too hopeful”
- “and Anne. Will she be able to live with the fact that Jason has no memories? No prior thoughts to the accident?”
- “I’m sorry, Miriam.”
Dialogue on Television Show Baron Turns On
When He and Marianne Arrive at His Place
(Ballad For a Blue Lady)
- “I’m not.”
- “No, I don’t know. I thought…”
- “What did you think?”
- “Well, what then?”
- “Jane, I know. I know everything.”
- “What are you talking about…What is there to know?”
Dialogue on television show Jimmy Lucas
turns on before he shoots Palmer
(Birds of a Feather)
- “What’s wrong, Dave? It’s more than just nervousness, isn’t it?”
- “I know.”
- “Know? What do you know?”
- “Everything.”
Heard in the background over the craps game
(The Action)
- “five hundred”
- “give me $1500”
- “two thousand over here”
- “another $1000”
- “five hundred”
- “I want $5000”
- “apologize dice”
- “hot shooter”
- “atta boy and away one more time”
- “I’m gonna play $200”
- “we were good for a minute. You can’t win them all.”
- “you’re gonna get them now, come on, Baby”
- “move on, Hot Guys”
Football game on radio at the Marlborough Health Club
(The Action)
- “Ball is snapped, he steps back into the pocket”
- “But the blintz is on by the middle linebacker, number fifty-six.”
- “He’s missed two of his blockers already…”
- “…Let’s take another look at that.”
- “You might never see it again.”
Heard in the background at airport
(The Plague)
- “flight 255…leaves in five minutes”
- “white zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. No parking.”
- “Flight 432 to Alabama boarding at Gate 5”
- “Seven now boarding at Gate 12”
Known about the “heat wave”
(Death in a Different Place)
- it is the first of the month
- the radio announcer calls it a “blockbuster”
- the high will be 97 degrees Fahrenheit
- it is the fifth day in a row of heat
- there is no relief in sight
Narration for the cop show Starsky watches at the Country Squire
(The Specialist)
- “patrol”
- “all units to the vicinity”
- “officer down”
- “fired upon”
- “gray late model sedan”
- “no license ID”
- “reported headed north at high speed”
- “possible destination ’garbled’”
- “patrol on the following division unit”
- “code 3”
- “switch to tack 2”
Horse race results on the radio
(Savage Sunday)
- “Bangor by a length”
- “Foolish Pride on the outside”
- “heading for the stretch”
- “no photo finish here, folks”
- “that’s it, folks!”
Horse race results on the radio
(The Heroes)
- “they’re in the gate and they’re off!”
- “it’s Expensive Girl breaking out on top”
- “Pan Hand is second, King Bangor is third”
- “Cool Jazz in fourth place”
- “Cool Jazz, Expensive, and King Bangor…”
- “coming around the park turn, it’s King Bangor by a length, Foolish Pride by two”
- “and in third place, Fire Foot”
- “and heading for the stretch, it’s King Bangor by a length”
- “Foolish Pride coming up on the outside, it’s King Bangor”
Horse race results on the radio
(The Action)
- “Around the far turn, Hopeful in front by a length.”
- “Amnesiac moving up fast on the outside.”
- “Proud Moment is in third.”
- “Salty Babe closing in on the outside, the rest of the field are far back.”
- “Amnesiac and Hopeful, Salty Babe coming up.”
- “Amnesiac, Hopeful, Salty Babe. Amnesiac and Salty Babe.”
- “It’s Amnesiac winning it by a neck, Salty Babe came in second, and Hopeful finishing third.”
- “We’ll be right back in one minute with the pay-off after this commercial break…”
- “…Here’s the results of the fifth race.”
- “There was a steward’s inquiry for interference at the start.”
- “Amnesiac finished first, but was disqualified and placed last.”
- “The official results are Salty Babe, the winner, paying $6 a win.”
Heard on Harry Johnson’s radio
(The Hostages)
- “That was Scotty Kane playing “Ease My Mind” on this bright and chipper Friday morning”
- “The time is four minutes to seven. Four before seven.”
- “And now, let’s go back to music.”
On radio in car after Starsky and Rosey Malone’s date
(I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- “The time, 10:00.”
- “And now, the news.”
- “Investigations into syndicate activities continues to dominate the news.”
- “It now appears that the Senate Investigating Committee will be concentrating on reputed syndicate control of our city.”
- “The committee made a…”
- “…and the question is whether the star witness, Frank Malone, will turn out to be a dud”
- “or take refuge in the Fifth”
- “or will be forced to reveal syndicate operations.”
Heard at the Green Parrot, nattered by Sugar
(Death in a Different Place)
- “Oh, I love that music, oh, keep playing Frankie and Johnny.”
- “Oh, they were lovers, mmm.”
- “I think they were also hairstylists, I’m not sure.”
- “Oh, I feel like a million tonight, but mmm, I’ll take them two at a time.”
- You know, I’ll never forget the time I was out west.”
- “Mmm, where the men are men and the women are women, and everyone else is on Medicaid.”
- “I met a very gay Indian, a sweet Sioux.”
- “Oh, he said, I’d love to make love to you.”
- “How?”
- “But if you do wait, I haven’t finished. Now just relax.”
- “Let me finish this little joke…that was a good one, mmm.”
- “We’ll do it in the second show.”
- “Thank you, thank you, before I out, one more minute…”