“Why couldn’t you guys have been dentists or something?”
(Photo Finish)
Starsky and Hutch in Different Professions
Not Including Undercover Work
- Starsky and Hutch’s arresting officer asks if they are comedians. (The Bait)
- “You’re a big comedian, right?” Frankie asks Starsky. (Pilot)
- After the mime act, Starsky asks Hutch if he had ever considered going into the movies. (The Velvet Jungle)
- Beam suggests they should be demonologists. Starsky tells Hutch, “See, I told you we were in the wrong business.” (Terror on the Docks)
- Dobey says of Starsky not being with Rosey, “Unless he’s playing store clerk…” Hutch replies, “He’s been known to do worse.” (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Emily tells Don Widdicombe about Starsky, “I thought he was a photographer.” (Blindfold)
- Sharman asks if Starsky is Mother Cabrini. (Running)
- Sharman asks if Starsky is a male nurse. (Running)
- Starsky asks Hutch if he “has ever thought of opening up an escort service,” regarding Mrs. McMillan. (The Deadly Imposter)
- Officer Harding asks Hutch if he and Starsky are going undercover at Fever as parking attendants. (Discomania)
- Hutch comments about police work being a macho power trip. He says it is “not my cup of tea.” (Partners)
- Hutch suggests to Laura Kanen he could become a go cart mechanic, a sushi chef, or a ballerina, rather than a cop. (Deckwatch)
- Hutch says, “Do you know how much a plumber makes in a year?” Starsky replies, “More than a cop, that’s for sure.” (Class in Crime)
- Hutch suggests Starsky become a waiter. “Throw a towel over your arm and learn how to bow from the waist.” (Photo Finish)
- Hutch tells Starsky he can’t afford the car, and Starsky says, “If I were a plumber, I could.” (Class in Crime)
- Hutch says, “I’m starting to feel like a night watchman.” (Silence)
- Dobey asks Hutch, “What are you? The town crier?” (Savage Sunday)
- Marcy complains, “Why couldn’t you guys have been dentists or something?” (Photo Finish)
- Marianne Tustin asks Starsky if he is a doorman. (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Seeds tells Starsky his occult business has put his bank account in six figures. “How are you doing?” he asks Starsky. (The Vampire)
- Starsky comments, after hearing Hutch tell him of the punk rock fashion designer, “We’re in the wrong business.” (Cover Girl)
- Starsky poses as a pizza delivery man. (Jojo)
- Starsky tells Red Hot Pants he works in the same shoe store as Michelle Brady’s brother. (Discomania)
- Starsky tells Rosey he is a masseuse. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Starsky tells Rosey he works for the Guinness Book of Records. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Starsky tells Willy it was to either be a cop or “work in my uncle’s deli.” (Moonshine)
- Starsky’s girlfriend asks if he is a doctor. (Class in Crime)
- Starsky’s girlfriend asks if he works for Roto Rooter. (Class in Crime)
- Starsky tells Rosey he is a dentist. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Hutch asks Starsky, “What are you doing? Going into the shoe business.” After seeing Louise, Hutch suggests, “an exterminating business, one by one.” (Hutchinson for Murder One)
Lawyers
- Bill Goodson, works with Chambers (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- City Attorney Collins (Pariah)
- D.A. Coleman, works with Mello (Death Ride)
- D.A. Henderson, Patricia Talbert’s lover and professor (Pilot)
- D.A. “Stan” Stanton, pressures Hutch (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- D.A. Sharon Freemont, sets up Starsky and Hutch (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- D.A. Arnold Rich, agrees to really push for Biggs’ charge (Strange Justice)
- D.A. Frank, Sims’ boss (Nightmare)
- Gesslin, McClellan’s lawyer (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Eric Ronstan, Sr., father to the flasher (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- D.A. Jason Sims, gets Manning and Lewis off (Nightmare)
- Ed Chambers, works with Goodson (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Deputy D.A. Clayburn, sneaky SOB (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1, Targets Without a Badge: Part 2, Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Francis Bacon Stockwood, Amboy’s lawyer (Bust Amboy)
- Victor Gerald, Frank Stryker’s lawyer (Starsky’s Brother)
- Judge Homer Carvel, springs Don Widdicombe (Blindfold)
- James Balford, Humphries’ lawyer (Survival)
- Jonathan Wells, won’t give Hutch information (Sweet Revenge)
- Judge Arlen B. Yager, sentences Marcus (Bloodbath)
- Judge Belin, Hutch calls her “sir” (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Judge Miller, Dobey calls for bench warrant for Clayburn (Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Judge Carter, lets off Paul Willits (The Committee)
- Judge Ray McClellen, crooked (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1, Targets Without a Badge: Part 2, Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Mr. Goring, Danner’s lawyer, gets Shockley off (The Bait)
- Samuel Garner, kidnapped (The Committee)
- Kelley (Sweet Revenge)
- Hodson (Sweet Revenge)
Nurses
- “Nurse” Hansen (Murder Ward)
- Nurse “Vampire” (Texas Longhorn)
- Nurse Bartlett (The Plague)
- Nurse Bonnie Ackerman (Partners)
- Nurse F. Bycroft (Murder Ward)
- Nurse Connery (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Nurse Cathy Corbett (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Nurse Phillips (Partners)
- Nurse Hall (The Plague)
- Nurse Harmon (Fatal Charm)
- Nurse Jackson (Murder Ward)
- Nurse Marsha Henry (Partners)
- Nurse O’Toole (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Nurse Switek (Murder Ward)
- Nurse Webster (The Plague)
- Diana Stiles, R.A. is on Jane Hutton’s name tag when she is dressed as a nurse. (Murder Ward)
- Miss Denton, R.A. on name tag (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Sharman calls Starsky “some kind of a male nurse” (Running)
Barons
- Black Baron is Huggy’s friend. (The Set-Up)
- Charles Baron, a Grand Jury witness, is beaten to death. (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Baron is the name of guard distracted by Big Green Voodoo Bird of Death. (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- The Baron is the international jewel thief. (Dandruff)
- Baron is the name of the man in woman’s bathtub. (Dandruff)
- The Red Baron takes a parakeet up with him in airplane, says Starsky. (The Bounty Hunter)
- The Red Baron is Herman’s nickname. (The Bounty Hunter)
Bartenders, Waiters, and Waitresses
- Huggy (various)
- Diane (various)
- Ben Meadows (Moonshine)
- Bessinger (Silence)
- Roy (Little Girl Lost)
- Al (The Heroes)
- The Baron (Dandruff)
- Miguelito (The Velvet Jungle)
- Olivia (Losing Streak)
- Stella (Jojo)
- Wang (Iron Mike)
- Sally Hagen (The Specialist)
- Anita (The Game)
- Tory (The Action)
- Paul (Bust Amboy)
- Rogier (Bust Amboy)
- Ray (Silence)
- Rudy (Moonshine)
- Murph (Death in a Different Place)
- Murray (Losing Streak)
- Train (Manchild on the Streets)
- Mandy (The Bounty Hunter)
- Steve (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Tory (The Action)
- Trish (Starsky’s Brother)
Thugs and Hired Muscle
- Al (Starsky’s Brother)
- Alex Bates (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1, Targets Without a Badge: Part 2, Targets Without a Badge: Part 3, Sweet Revenge)
- Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Berl (The Heavyweight)
- Big Red McGee (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- Billy (The Bait)
- Billy (Kill Huggy Bear)
- Boyle (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Boyle (Lady Blue)
- Cabot (Survival)
- Cardwell (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Casey O’Brien (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Chuckles (Bust Amboy)
- Coney (The Fix)
- Conrad (The Hostages)
- Crenshaw (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Cronin (Death Notice)
- Cruiser (The Heavyweight)
- Cubby (Starsky’s Brother)
- Damon (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
- David Delano (The Trap)
- Deeks (Death Ride)
- Denny (Bust Amboy)
- Dinty (Dandruff)
- Dixie (Jojo)
- Dolphin (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- Eddie (The Action)
- Edward Crown (Snowstorm)
- Ellis (Dandruff)
- Engie (The Action)
- Ernie Lemke (Losing Streak)
- Evans (Gillian)
- Fingers (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- Frank (Death Notice)
- Freddie (Snowstorm)
- Gibson (The Hostages)
- Gino Lundo (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Goose (Bust Amboy)
- Gordon Foote (Losing Streak)
- Harvey (Lady Blue)
- Itchy (Bust Amboy)
- Jake (Starsky’s Brother)
- Jerry (Terror on the Docks)
- Jim (The Plague)
- Jimmy Lucas (Birds of a Feather)
- John Carelli (Foxy Lady)
- John Slow (Lady Blue)
- Johnny Lonigan (Iron Mike)
- Jojo Forentic (Jojo)
- Joseph (Pilot)
- Junior (The Heavyweight)
- Kim (Silence)
- Lenny (The Action)
- Leo (Texas Longhorn)
- Lou Posey (Death Notice)
- Luke (Bloodbath)
- Marty (The Plague)
- Marty (Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Marty (Texas Longhorn)
- Marty Crandell (Snowstorm)
- Marty Pommier (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Matthew (Bloodbath)
- Momo, Skinny (Iron Mike)
- Monk (The Fix)
- Moon (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Mousy Loomis (Nightmare)
- Nick Manning (Nightmare)
- Nick Starsky (Starsky’s Brother)
- Norris (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Peter (Bloodbath)
- Ritlan (Lady Blue)
- Rodgers (Snowstorm)
- Sam (Kill Huggy Bear)
- Sam (Lady Blue)
- Sam Eberly (The Action)
- Shockley (The Bait)
- Sonny Watson (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Sour Joe (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- Sugar (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Ted Banks (Terror on the Docks)
- Thomas (Sweet Revenge)
- Thorn (Death Ride)
- Tobin (The Hostages)
- Tom (The Fix)
- Touhy (Lady Blue)
- Trayman (The Trap)
- Victor (Starsky’s Brother)
- Wally (Terror on the Docks)
- Yank (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
Flashers
- Bob (Vendetta)
- Amboy (Bust Amboy)
- Ronstan, Jr. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
Butlers
- Harvey (Photo Finish)
- Thomas (Sweet Revenge)
Musicians
- Spaceman Sam Carter (Losing Streak)
- Vic Rankin (Losing Streak)
- Belinda Williams (Losing Streak)
- Toby (Losing Streak)
- Angel (Texas Longhorn)
- Lionel (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Sugar (Death in a Different Place)
- Marianne Owens (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Chicky (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Sue Ann (Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road)
- Hutch (Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road, Moonshine)
- Scoot Jackson (The Collector)
- Lee Bristol (The Collector)
Blackmailers
- Eric Snow (Murder at Sea)
- Switek (Murder Ward)
- Judge Ray McClellan (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1, Targets Without a Badge: Part 2, Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Laura Lonigan (Iron Mike)
- Lola Turkel (The Bounty Hunter)
- Bo Rile (The Bounty Hunter)
- Jack Morgan (Class in Crime)
- Allen Richards (Class in Crime)
- A.C. Chambers (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Carl Starger (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Marsha Sterns (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Helena (The Velvet Jungle)
- Karen (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Fargo (The Committee)
- Rodell (Satan’s Witches)
- Jerry Neilan (Death Notice)
- Kathi Carmer (Death Notice)
- Anthony Reuben (Birds of a Feather)
- D.A. Sharon Freemont (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Nick Turner (Death in a Different Place)
Janitors
- One is on a ladder painting above Dobey’s door. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Janitors are painting the squad room. (Sweet Revenge)
- Smitty sells Starsky’s book to Vern and Ella. (Running)
- Maggie buys Lisa’s clothes. (Foxy Lady)
- Karen dresses as a fake janitor. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Starsky and Hutch dress as janitors. (Starsky and Hutch are Guilty)
- One is washing the windows at Metro. (Vendetta)
- A janitor is painting above Dobey’s door. (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
Doctors
- “Dr. Bear, call your service, Dr. Bear.” (Partners)
- “Dr. Huggy Bear is on tour with the cure.” (Terror on the Docks)
- “Dr. Merle,” his fixing Hutch’s car is “like going to a brain surgeon with a case of athletes’ foot.” (Bloodbath)
- “Dr. David ‘I’m no shrink’ Starsky” (Fatal Charm)
- “Dr. David ‘if my name had started with an A’ Starsky” (The Specialist)
- “Dr. Blue,” named used in security alert (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- “Dr.George Stegner,” Nash’s “brother-in-law” (The Set-Up)
- “Dr. Jekyll” (Murder Ward)
- Dr. Badham, heard on hospital PA (The Plague)
- Dr. Cabe (Lady Blue)
- Dr. Cheryl Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Dr. Cleveland (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Dr. Cooper, Dr. Meredith asks a nurse to bring a test tube to him (The Plague)
- Dr. Dan (The Specialist)
- Dr. Dan, Medical Examiner, “will fill you in after the post” (Texas Longhorn)
- Dr. Russ Delaney, Medical Examiner, at Palmer’s site (The Avenger)
- Dr. Donahue, heard on hospital PA (The Plague, The Game)
- Dr. Franklin, Starsky’s doctor (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Dr. Fred, Medical Examiner at Elaine Stroud’s site (Jojo)
- Dr. Gary, heard on hospital PA (Blindfold)
- Dr. Ginny Simpson, Medical Examiner (The Velvet Jungle, Death in a Different Place, The Heroes)
- Dr. Greene, Starsky and Hutch’s doctor (Partners)
- Dr. Hank Wachman, psychologist or psychiatrist Starsky, Hutch, and Nash talk to (The Set-Up)
- Dr. Harriman, Kate’s doctor (Cover Girl)
- Dr. Holmby, Mrs. Greene’s doctor (Black and Blue)
- Dr. Hyatt, heard hospital PA (Partners)
- Dr. Jake, Medical Examiner (Texas Longhorn)
- Dr. Jonas Tishaun, dead doctor who studied the plague (The Plague)
- Dr. Judith Kaufman, D.C., doctor on the plague case (The Plague)
- Dr. Magic Minnie, Huggy says she is a witch doctor. (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Dr. Marr, his name is heard on the hospital PA (The Plague, Black and Blue)
- Dr. Martin, heard on hospital PA (The Plague)
- Dr. Matwick, doctor at Cabrillo (Murder Ward)
- Dr. Melford, Commander Jim’s doctor (Lady Blue)
- Dr. Meredith, D.C., doctor on the plague case (The Plague)
- Dr. Morgan, Medical Examiner, ID’s Hutch’s forensics (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Dr. Phillips, heard on hospital PA (The Plague)
- Dr. Quo, Terry Roberts’ doctor (Starsky’s Lady)
- Dr. Rafferty, the Friendly Credit Dentist (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Dr. Redfield, heard on hospital PA (The Plague, Black and Blue)
- Dr. Ridgeway, heard on hospital PA (Dandruff)
- Dr. Rustin, heard mentioned on the television (Strange Justice)
- Dr. Sammie Mason, doctor living at Walters’ house (Manchild on the Streets)
- Dr. Seims, doctor who treats Jack (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Dr. Smith, heard on hospital PA (The Plague)
- Dr. Tom, Assistant Coroner or maybe just a Crime Lab boy, at Emma Lou’s site (Texas Longhorn)
- Dr. Carboni, studies the body of O’Connor (Quadromania)
Fences
- Herman aka The Red Baron (The Bounty Hunter)
- Wheeler (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Fat Rolly (Pilot, Texas Longhorn)
- Packrat (Running)
- Lenny the Glass Eye (Pilot)
- Lucky (The Heavyweight, Survival, Vendetta)
- Pinky (Blindfold)
- Sam (Lady Blue)
- Wheeler (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
- Sam the Greek (Nightmare)
- Harry Trask (Survival)
Rapists
- Bennett (Strange Justice)
- Lenny Biggs (Strange Justice)
- Little Huey Chaco (Texas Longhorn)
- Marty Crandell (Snowstorm)
- Jojo Forentic (Jojo)
- John Brown Harris (Texas Longhorn)
- John Lewis Manning (Nightmare)
- Tommy Marlowe (Vendetta)
- Harvey Prideman (Strange Justice)
- Slade (The Vampire)
- Artie Solkin (Vendetta)
- Paul H. Willits (The Committee)
Auto Insurance Scam Guys
- Larry the Fall Guy (The Heroes)
- Claude Burger (Jojo)
Mob Bosses
- Al Grossman (Gillian)
- Amboy (Bust Amboy)
- Andrew Mello (Death Ride)
- Anthony Reuben (Birds of a Feather)
- Bad Dad Watson (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
- Ben Forest (The Fix)
- Joe Durniak (The Set-Up)
- Clay Zachary (Foxy Lady)
- Crazy Joey Fortune (Murder at Sea)
- Danner (The Bait)
- Gesslin (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Frank Malone (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Frank Stryker (Starsky’s Brother)
- Frank Tallman (Pilot)
- Gus Patches (Murder at Sea)
- Gus Traynor (Murder at Sea)
- Haley Gavin (The Heavyweight)
- James Gunther (Sweet Revenge)
- Johnny Doors (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Joseph Fitch (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
- Josie “the N” Noland (The Action)
- Kester (Death Ride)
- Long Oscar Nash (Murder at Sea)
- Lou Malinda (Kill Huggy Bear)
- Marty Simon (Murder at Sea)
- Nate Garvin (The Deadly Imposter)
- Nick Dombarris (Jojo)
- Nicky Cairo (Murder at Sea)
- Olga and Al Grossman (Gillian)
- Patsy Cairo (Murder at Sea)
- Roper (The Plague)
- Mr. Springer (Foxy Lady)
- Avery Schiller (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
- Solenko (Lady Blue)
- Stern (The Plague)
- Stryker (Snowstorm)
- Frank Stryker (Starsky’s Brother)
- Su Long (Pariah)
- Vic Monte (Shootout)
Drug Pushers and Dealers
- Milty (Savage Sunday)
- Vic Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Cecil (Pariah)
- Jerry Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Karl Regan (The Heroes)
- Connie (The Bait)
- Stoney Black (Bloodbath)
- Orrin Lawford (Death in a Different Place)
- Alec Corday (Death in a Different Place)
- Danny Deveen (Quadromania)
- Max Frost (Fatal Charm)
- Regan (The Heroes)
- Eddie Moore (The Bait)
- Nate Garvin (The Deadly Imposter)
- Harvey Russo (The Deadly Imposter)
- Eddie Lobo (The Heroes)
- Rex Woods (Bloodbath)
- Nick Dombarris (Jojo)
- Moore (Lady Blue)
- Walters (Iron Mike)
- Cheryl Waite (Lady Blue)
- Roxy (The Heroes)
- Walters (Iron Mike)
- Albert J. Wedell (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Paul Rizzo (The Heroes)
Union Leaders
- Teddy Carnowski (Murder at Sea)
- Harry Marcartur (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
Safe-Crackers
- Herman Bessinger (Silence)
- Lenny “the Torch” Torkel (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
- Kenny and Don Widdicombe (Blindfold)
Pimps
- Olga Grossman (Gillian)
- Al Grossman (Gillian)
- Connie (The Bait)
- Nikki (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Belle Kates (The Hostages)
- Billy Chartreuse (Vendetta)
- Janos Martini (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Hutch asks Huggy, “Who’d ever think of looking for a pimp on a motor scooter?” (Iron Mike)
Sneaky Hotel Desk Attendants With Names
- Mr. Orrin Lawford, the custard-eating attendant. (Death in a Different Place)
- J.J. at the Eugene is the snitch for Duran and Flent. (Little Girl Lost)
- Monty Voorhees at the Palm Crest, peanut eating geek, snitches for who he thinks is Konig. (The Bounty Hunter)
- Ernie Silvers is Starsky’s “pet rattlesnake.” (The Game)
Religious Figures
- “Father” Jonas, fake Catholic priest (Little Girl Lost)
- Father Delacourt, Catholic priest (Terror on the Docks)
- Papa Theodore, voodoo bokor (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Beam, leader of witch congregation (Terror on the Docks)
- Father Ignatius, real one is dead, has an imposter (Silence)
- “A freakin’ prophet” is what Deek looked like at the time of his arrest. (Murder Ward)
- “Sister” Magda, a prostitute (The Plague)
- Rodell, leader of Satanic cult (Satan’s Witches)
- Seeds, leader of vampire cult (The Vampire)
- Simon Marcus, leader of cult, reporter calls him “a guru” (Bloodbath)
- Sister Theresa-Margaret, abusive nun at Sisters of Hope Convent in San Francisco (The Collector)
- “Sister” Wally Stone, dressed as nun (Murder on Stage 17)
- “Father Merle” as Hutch says Starsky makes Merle’s Custom Car Cult “sound like a religion.” (Jojo)
- A seen but unnamed priest marries “Thorne” and Charlotte. (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Elaine tells Nick Dombarris, “I didn’t expect for you to be a priest while I was in…” (Jojo)
- Buzzy tells Tommy there had better be a priest available Saturday night as Hammer is going to need last rites. (The Golden Angel)
- Sharman asks Starsky if he is Mother Cabrini. (Running)
Secretaries With Names
- Miss Forsyth is Henderson’s secretary. (Pilot)
- Molly works at Brooks. (Jojo)
- Nancy is Clayburn’s secretary. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Nancy is Lola Turkel’s secretary. (The Bounty Hunter)
- Eleanor is the mayor’s secretary. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Angie is Mr. Thistleman’s secretary at the bank. (The Set-Up)
- Nancy Blake is Andy Wilkins’ secretary. (Terror on the Docks)
- Gloria is Anthony Reuben’s’ secretary. (Birds of a Feather)
Bookies
- Ed (Savage Sunday)
- Marty (Savage Sunday)
- John-John the Apple (The Collector)
- Ray Shelby (I Love You, Rosey Malone)
- Emile Parouch (The Deadly Imposter)
- Big Benny (The Plague)
- Huggy Bear (Texas Longhorn, Omaha Tiger)
Working Girls and Boys
- Blondie (Pilot)
- Cadillac, big black beautiful with all the extras (The Bait)
- Carla Iverson (Survival)
- Carl Starger (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Chevys, three white almost like new (The Bait)
- Ethel (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Judith Coppett (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Gillian (Gillian)
- a brown Jag (The Bait)
- Hungry Momma (The Set-Up)
- Honorable Jonathan Welles, “Now I know that the high priced ones can also wear three piece suits,” says Hutch. (Sweet Revenge)
- Joy (Gillian)
- Marsha Stearns (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Kate (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- LaVerne (Death in a Different Place)
- Lily (Murder at Sea)
- Lonnie (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
- Maxine (Death in a Different Place)
- Mickey (Bust Amboy)
- Monique (Quadromania)
- Nikki (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Orange (Running, Losing Streak)
- Sister Magda (The Plague)
- Roxy (The Heroes)
- Joanne Stockwood (The Bait)
- Sweet Alice (The Hostages, A Coffin for Starsky)
- Triumph, a brand new ’61 (The Bait)
- Nick Turner (Death in a Different Place)
- Belinda Williams (Losing Streak)
Employed Dancers With Names
- Kathi Carmer (Death Notice)
- Cherry (Death Notice)
- Cindy (Lady Blue)
- Kathy (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Linda (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Helen Davvison (Lady Blue)
- Carol (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Carl Starger (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Marsha Stearns (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Denise Girard (The Bounty Hunter)
- Gloria (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Francine (Death Notice)
- Anna Akhanatova (A Body Worth Guarding)
- Masha Barovika (A Body Worth Guarding)
- Ginger (Death Notice)
- Linda Offenbecker (The Vampire)
- Sally Ann Sloan (Savage Sunday)
- Sonia (Death Notice)
- Taffy (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Iris Thayer (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Rita (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Susan (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Arlene (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Sharon Flint (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Karen (Lady Blue)
- Vicky (The Las Vegas Stranger)
- Gretchen (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Glenda Hollander (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Tracy (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- “Yourself” is what Hutch calls her, is Nina in the credits (The Bounty Hunter)
Snitches and Informants
- Ace (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Al, despite his statement he is “no snitch and you know it, Starsky.” (The Heroes)
- Archie (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Johnny Bates (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
- Benny (Fatal Charm)
- Bennie (Hutchinson for Murder One)
- Chicky (Deckwatch)
- Marsellus Cobb (Strange Justice)
- Matt Coyle (Iron Mike)
- Crandell (Snowstorm)
- Cubby (Starsky’s Brother)
- Fat Rolly (Pilot, Texas Longhorn)
- Freddie (Starsky’s Lady)
- Frisco Fats (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Huey (Savage Sunday)
- Huggy Bear (various)
- Rupert Jones (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Lindsay (Cover Girl)
- Mickey (The Fix)
- Miguelito calls Starsky “Senior Snitch” (The Velvet Jungle)
- Murph (Death in a Different Place)
- Oscar Newton (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Orange (Running, Losing Streak)
- Palmer (Birds of a Feather)
- Jack Parker (The Groupie)
- Polly (Lady Blue)
- Lou Scobie (Survival)
- Ramon (The Velvet Jungle)
- Ernie Silver (The Game)
- Lionel Rigger (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Sneaky Regan (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1)
- Sweet Alice (A Coffin For Starsky, The Hostages)
- Tony (Savage Sunday)
Racehorses
- Amnesiac (The Action)
- Bangor (Savage Sunday)
- Best Gal (Texas Longhorn)
- Cool Jazz (The Heroes)
- Dusty (The Action)
- Expensive Girl (The Heroes)
- Fire Foot (The Heroes)
- Foolish Pride (The Heroes, Savage Sunday)
- Hopeful (The Action)
- King Bangor (The Heroes)
- Pan Hand (The Heroes)
- Proud Moment (The Action)
- Salty Babe (The Action)
Car Salespeople
- Zack Tyler (Texas Longhorn)
- Caitlin (Class in Crime)
- Jack Morgan (Class in Crime)
- Sam the Greek (Nightmare)
- Merle the Earl (Jojo, The Game, Bloodbath)
- Allen Richards (Class in Crime)
- Wally (Lady Blue)
Reporters
- “Helen Carnahan,” Phoenix Sun (Murder at Sea)
- Chris Phelps, Daily Chronicle (The Heroes)
- D. Shehan, staff writer for Deek article (Murder Ward)
- Jane Hutton, Daily Chronicle (Murder Ward)
- Jimmy (The Golden Angel)
- John Reinhart, Managing Editor of News World Magazine (Photo Finish)
- Miss Sutton, Channel 6 or 7, depending on whether you look at the sign in front, the studio camera, or listen to Edith on the phone (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Nacy Courey, staff writer for Matwick article (Murder Ward)
- Rafael Hernandez, staff writer for Matwick article (Murder Ward)
- Ron Anderson, staff writer for Deek article (Murder Ward)
- Stu Basset, Daily Chronicle (Foxy Lady)
- William Bailey (Starsky vs. Hutch)
Hit Men/Women
- “Greta Wren”/Dora Pruitt (Photo Finish)
- Angel of Death, Walter Allen (Cover Girl)
- Canelli (Pilot)
- Eddie Carlyle (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
- Jimmy Lucas (Birds of a Feather)
- Joey Martin (Shootout)
- John Colby (The Deadly Imposter)
- Joshua Gage (Class in Crime)
- Karen (Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Roy Slater (Survival)
- Soldier (Targets Without a Badge: Part 1, Targets Without a Badge: Part 3)
- Thomas Callendar (The Plague)
- Tom Lockly (Shootout)
- Zane (Pilot)
Professors
- “Professor Nutty Putty,” famous Wally Stone character (Murder on Stage 17)
- Professor Andrew Balenger (Pilot)
- Professor Bertold (Class in Crime)
- Professor Charles Orme (Pilot)
- Professor (DA) Henderson, Patricia has put a little heart in place of the “o” in his name on her class list, perhaps this should be Hutch’s first clue? (Pilot)
- Professor Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Professor Joshua Gage (Class in Crime)
- Professor Linda Codes (Pilot)
- The Professor, gambling expert (The Action)
- The Professor, the drug buy connection of Amboy’s (Bust Amboy)
Schoolteachers
- Peter Whitelaw (Death in a Different Place)
- Carol Wade (The Crying Child)
- Mrs. Andrews (Class in Crime)
- Terry Roberts (Starsky’s Lady)
- Mr. Felix McMillan (The Deadly Imposter)
- Mr. David Starsky, as he attends to his bar class, extracting information (Pilot, The Heroes)
People Who Work at Huggy Bear’s/The Pits
- Angie (Kill Huggy Bear, The Deadly Imposter)
- B, Huggy refers to Angie this way, perhaps referring to his last name. (The Deadly Imposter)
- Diane (Savage Sunday, The Bait, The Deadly Imposter, Kill Huggy Bear, Death Ride, The Fix)
- Anita (The Game)
- Charlie (Pilot)
- young, long-haired Asian woman who comes to Starsky and Hutch’s parties (Kill Huggy Bear, The Deadly Imposter)
- Jeanie Walton, for a while (The Fix)
Councilmen
- Gillian has sex with one at the massage parlor. (Gillian)
- Councilman Brown eats lunch at the old folks’ home. (Savage Sunday)
- Dobey talks to two of them on the phone regarding the busted bust. (Jojo)
Shoeshine Men and Women
- Smitty, deaf (Survival)
- Pepper (Gillian, Losing Streak)
- unnamed deaf man (The Bait)
- Big Benny (The Plague)
Guys With Nylon Stockings Over Their Heads
- Ruby Solenko and friends (Lady Blue)
- Dewey Hughes (Kill Huggy Bear)
- Vic Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
- Huggy mentions his attackers have them. (Starsky’s Lady)
Weird-Eye Guys
- Guybo, in a trance, says, “The hollowed-eye one with the black cape…” (The Vampire)
- Harry says the two guys that killed Lonely had weird eyes. (Gillian)
- Monique tells Starsky and Hutch, “Harry’s eyes are strange, cold.” (The Avenger)
- Several people said Anton had weird eyes. (Death Notice)
- Starsky tells Hutch there is a man in the lobby with “darty eyes.” (Dandruff)
- Tommy “the Lightbulb” Marlowe has odd eyes. (Vendetta)
Unfortunate 19-Year-Olds
- Patricia Talbert (Pilot)
- Gary Prudholm (Pariah)
- Theresa DeFusto’s little brother (Shootout)
- Harry Sample’s victim in a coma (Shootout)
- Lisa Graham, according to Sims, not candles on cake (Nightmare)
- Tommy Marlowe, just graduated from high school, missing six months (Vendetta)
Sizable Husbands and Boyfriends as Impediments
to Starsky and Hutch’s Sex Lives
- Lizzie Thorpe’s husband is “eight feet tall.” (Discomania)
- Ginger’s boyfriend is 6’4,” 235 pounds, and no Starsky, he hasn’t slowed down. (Death Notice)
- Carhop’s boyfriend has an “8 X 10 glossy of her 6’2” boyfriend.” (Silence)
Short People
- “pint-sized goon…little Ernie Lemke” (Losing Streak)
- Big Benny, shoeshine guy (The Plague)
- Doodle Town People (Nightmare)
- Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
- John John the Apple (The Collector)
- Judith (Discomania)
- Lou Scobie (Survival)
- Maxie Malone (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- “that little guy, Oscar Newton” (Starsky and Hutch are Guilty)
- Mickey (Bust Amboy)
- Mickey (The Fix)
- Milty (Savage Sunday)
- Philippe (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Ralph (The Heavyweight)
- Supergnat (The Vampire)
- wrestling midgets (Omaha Tiger)
- “the very small jockey” Hutch suggests as a test for Soon Henry (Omaha Tiger)
Scouts
- Billy was youngest Eagle Scout in Illinois in 1965. (Terror on the Docks)
- Hutch mentions he was a Cub Scout. (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
- Hutch mentions he was a Sea Scout. (Murder at Sea)
- Starsky mentions his Cub Scout knife. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Starsky tells Hobart he “couldn’t get into a Girl Scout picnic with a basketful of brownies.” (The Action)
- Starsky and Hutch each promise each other “Scouts’ Honor,” though Starsky breaks his, and Hutch gives the wrong number of fingers. (Blindfold)
- The nurse gives “Dr. Baron” Scouts’ Honor salute. (Dandruff)
- Starsky asks Doors, “If you’re such a Boy Scout…” (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
Dispatchers
- Starsky and Hutch have the only one male legitimate one. (Pilot)
- Officer Jamieson calls into a male dispatcher. (Terror on the Docks)
- Starsky and Hutch do not seemed surprised by the fake male dispatcher. (The Trap)
- Mildred is the dispatcher’s name. (Survival)
- Pamela Sue is the dispatcher at the hospital. (The Game)
Altar Boys
- Jack Cunningham was an altar boy. (The Collector)
- Hutch asks if four cultists are Rodell’s altar boys. (Satan’s Witches)
Car Mechanics
- Ted (Savage Sunday)
- Charlie Sireen (The Psychic)
- Sneaky Pete (Lady Blue)
- Merle the Earl (Bloodbath, The Game, Jojo)
Sea-Farin’ Men
- Captain La Rue (Murder at Sea)
- Commander Atwater (Murder at Sea)
- Oxey (Murder at Sea)
- John Brown Harris (Texas Longhorn)
- Eric Snow (Murder at Sea)
- Stafford (Murder at Sea)
- Orange is solicited by a sailor (Running)
- Hutch! (Murder at Sea)
Starsky’s and Hutch’s Classmates
- Sharman Crane, Starsky (Running)
- Chester Brown, Starsky (Running)
- Vince, Starsky (Running)
- Alice Adams, Starsky (The Specialist)
- a boy named Anderson, Starsky (The Specialist)
- Jack Mitchell, Hutch (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- John Colby, Starsky and Hutch (The Deadly Imposter)
Security Guards With Names
- Andy Wilkins, head of security at Port Authority (Terror on the Docks)
- Bert Regan, former head of security for Thorne Enterprises (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Buddy Owens, hotel security (Dandruff)
- Harold, Switzer Protection (The Groupie)
- Harry Johnson, Ace Armor (The Hostages)
- Jake, warehouse security (The Action)
- Jerry Green, Port Authority (Terror on the Docks)
- Lieutenant Anderson, head of security at the airport (The Plague)
- Oxey, security guard for Atwater Steamship Company (Murder at Sea)
- Tom Cole, Ace Armor (The Hostages)
