“You two could have been a couple of stumblebums.
How was I to know you’re just a little short of perfect?”
(Death Ride)
Hutch
- Hutch almost falls off the balcony. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Hutch bangs his head on the hospital light, twice. (Black and Blue)
- Hutch bangs his head on the upraised hood of his car. (Jojo)
- Hutch bumbles around with his cowboy hat and other stuff at Marsha’s. (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Hutch bumps his head on Kenny Adachi’s head in a bow. (Dandruff)
- Hutch bumps his head on the red paper Christmas bell at Mike’s. (Little Girl Lost)
- Hutch bumps his head on the top of the inner van door. (Death Ride)
- Hutch bumps into a man in a chair. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Hutch bumps into porch and pulls finial off the porch railing, twice. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Hutch bumps into Starsky and Marianne while dancing. (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Hutch bumps Stafford’s face with his sombrero. (Murder at Sea)
- Hutch bumps into the DJ’s booth while dancing. (Discomania)
- Hutch bumps into the man coming out of the men’s room. (Sweet Revenge)
- Hutch catches his finger in Ellis’ briefcase after his capture. (Dandruff)
- Hutch complains Starsky made him look like “a jerk in front of the jury by telling them I missed the hit man and ran into the still.” (Moonshine)
- Hutch cuts his hand on a fence. (Fatal Charm)
- Hutch cuts his hand with a knife while chopping vegetables. (Survival)
- Hutch dancing with Lizzie is one long klutzy moment. (Discomania)
- Hutch drives his car into a tree. (Satan’s Witches)
- Hutch drops a newspaper on the floor of the squad room. (Foxy Lady)
- Hutch drops his briefcase. (The Groupie)
- Hutch drops his brochures. (The Groupie)
- Hutch drops his cup of coffee. (Murder Ward)
- Hutch drops old pizza on the floor. (Foxy Lady)
- Hutch drops something small, black and heavy as he fusses with his hair at the ballroom. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch falls as he leans on railing of his and Starsky’s fixer upper. (The Heroes)
- Hutch falls off a chair in the truck. (The Action)
- Hutch falls off of his chair. (The Groupie)
- Hutch falls on the desk at employment agency. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Hutch falls over trying to get his hat unattached from his pants. (Murder at Sea)
- Hutch forgets the top to the blender before turning it on. (Little Girl Lost, Pariah)
- Hutch gets his scarf caught in Belle’s door. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Hutch gets hit in the eye by the green pop-up toy he pushes down on the pool table. (Photo Finish)
- Hutch gets squished in a door by Captain Ryan. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Hutch gets squished in a door by Dobey. (The Vampire)
- Hutch gets tangled up in pants and hat. (Murder at Sea)
- Hutch is rammed by Madame’s door. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch is thrown into a chair by Madame. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch knocks over the desk at employment agency. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Hutch lifts his head when hiding in the locker room and bangs it on the payphone. (The Deadly Imposter)
- Hutch loses his hat on a ceiling light. (The Game)
- Hutch pours hot coffee on his hand. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch pours hot coffee on Starsky’s arm. (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
- Hutch rips Starsky’s suit while tearing off the rental tag. (Photo Finish)
- Hutch runs into a door in the dark, “Ow, damn door.” (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch runs into a glass door. (A Body Worth Guarding)
- Hutch runs into Joey at Bouvet’s booth. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Hutch runs into service cart in Andre’s. (Bust Amboy)
- Hutch runs into Starsky’s wings in the ring. (The Golden Angel)
- Hutch runs Starsky’s wheelchair into the wall. (Murder Ward)
- Hutch spills his drink on Daimier in truck. (The Action)
- Hutch spits coffee out in surprise at hearing about the Brahms tickets. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Hutch sprays beer on his and Slate’s face. (Strange Justice)
- Hutch steps on Kathy’s foot while dancing. (Fatal Charm)
- Hutch stumbles in front of gals. (Satan’s Witches)
- Hutch stumbles on his way into the Guillermo Bar. (The Velvet Jungle)
- Hutch stumbles on the pier. (Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back Into Your Heart)
- Hutch stumbles on the ropes going into ring to fight Eddie Bell. (Omaha Tiger)
- Hutch stumbles on the stairs to stage. (Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road)
- Hutch stumbles over a chair in the bar robbery. (The Psychic)
- Hutch stumbles when he gets up to greet Gillian at the bowling alley. (Gillian)
- Hutch tips a table over on Starsky. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Hutch tries to open door with chain lock still on it. (Cover Girl)
- Hutch trips on his way to shake Phelps’ hand. (The Heroes)
- Hutch trips on the stairs three times. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Hutch trips over the ropes in the wrestling ring. (The Golden Angel)
- Hutch trips over vacuum in his house. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Hutch trips over vacuum in Starsky’s house. (Blindfold)
- Hutch turns and runs into Harvey the butler. (Photo Finish)
- Hutch walks into a glass door at the Washington Square Towers. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
Starsky and Hutch
- Starsky and Hutch bump into each other on the hotel walkway. (The Specialist)
- Starsky and Hutch bump into each other on the way out of Harry Ashford’s hotel room. (The Avenger)
Starsky
- Starsky causes papers to fall from the interviewer’s hands. (Targets Without a Badge: Part 2)
- Starsky falls into the dining room hallway at Gung Ho’s. (Iron Mike)
- Starsky falls off the balcony. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Starsky falls on the floor in Chief Ryan’s office. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
- Starsky falls on the floor with luggage. (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Starsky knocks over a drugstore display. (The Las Vegas Strangler)
- Starsky makes two attempts with the Torino’s door handle, outside Carol’s house. (The Crying Child)
- Starsky misses a chair and falls on the floor. (The Trap)
- Starsky spills popcorn on Jane and Bobette at The Playpen. (The Vampire)
- Starsky steps on dance partner’s toes. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
- Starsky stumbles at the bar when he goes in the back to find out about Denise. (The Bounty Hunter)
- Starsky stumbles a lot but he has a good excuse. (A Coffin for Starsky, Quadromania, The Avenger)
- Starsky stumbles at the Jungle Club. (The Bounty Hunter)
- Starsky stumbles off the porch. (Satan’s Witches)
- Starsky stumbles on his way out of the store. (The Committee)
- Starsky stumbles on the stairs on the way out of the Garvey apartment. (Iron Mike)
- Starsky stumbles through a door with a golf club bag. (Starsky and Hutch on Voodoo Island)
- Starsky trips on the stairs coming out of the gym. (Omaha Tiger)
- Starsky trips over a chair. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Starsky trips over Hutch during his cuffing of the “lady” robber. (The Psychic)
- Starsky walks into a post. (Murder on Stage 17)
- Starsky whacks his head on ceiling over the pool. (The Groupie)
Captain Dobey
- Dobey nearly strangles Hutch by pulling him off a gym mat and getting Hutch’s neck caught in the ropes. (The Golden Angel)
- Dobey leans on Buddy Owen’s hospital tray, which collapses. (Dandruff)
